https://xphilerelapse.com/2018/03/25/surefinewhatever/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog9-e1521998436465.pngxfblog9https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog8-e1521998538402.pngxfblog8https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog7-e1521998391480.pngxfblog7https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog6-e1521998325993.pngxfblog6https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog5-e1521998493743.pngxfblog5https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog4-e1521998276223.pngxfblog4https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog3-e1521998263491.pngxfblog3https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog2-e1521998577855.pngxfblog2https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/xfblog1.jpgxfblog12018-03-25T17:42:26+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2018/03/05/more-motw/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111elephant.png111elephanthttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111deadlive.png111deadlivehttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111nightmares.png111nightmareshttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111squee.png111squeehttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111skinner-levitates.png111skinner levitateshttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111kiss2.png111kiss2https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111kiss1.png111kiss1https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111iloveyou.png111iloveyouhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111fps.png111fpshttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/111diner.png111diner2018-03-06T03:04:10+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2018/01/14/food/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/000redo3.png000redo3https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/000redo2.png000redo2https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/000redo1.png000redo1https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/13permanum.png13permanumhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/12js.png12jshttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/11arcadia.png11arcadiahttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/10cakecakecake.png10cakecakecakehttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9tailhook.png9tailhookhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8encyclopedia.png8encyclopediahttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/7ribs.png7ribs2018-01-14T18:16:01+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2018/01/13/alien-butt-muffins/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/muffin2-e1515891635323.jpgmuffin2https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/muffin.jpgmuffin2018-01-14T01:03:09+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2016/01/14/immortal/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/111416-tithonus.png111416 tithonus"I don't see your name on it."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2015-11-02-23-08-38.png2015-11-02 23.08.38Exhibit 1: her flawless immortal face #ScullyFIFhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011416-cb.png011416 cbSurely you've seen this man in line at a CVS somewhere.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011416-death.png011416 deathShe sees him; we don't. Otherwise we'd be dead. Keep up, people.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011416-dm.png011416 dmDarin Morgan shown here, regretting his decision to use symbolism.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011416-bnw.png011416 bnwMaybe Clyde Bruckman was wrong and Scully is about to die in the middle of season 6. That seems likely.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011416-blood.png011416 blood"I curse you with obscurity... eternal obscurity..."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011416-ew.png011416 ew"And stay tuned for episode 5 of #TheXFiles when Chris Carter reveals the continuation of the fluke monster storyline from the season 10 comics series! The whole world is on tenterhooks!"2018-01-07T03:03:17+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/12/15/csm-never-dies/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-wheelchair.png121515 wheelchairPutting the "whee!" in wheelchair.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-skeleton.png121515 skeletonFor real, though.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-csm-shot.png121515 csm shot"Must... grab... something symbolic and meaningful..."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-tlg.png121515 tlgWithout season 8, no Lone Gunmen spin-off. Without the Lone Gunmen spin-off, the terrorists never get the idea to fly a plane into the towers. Right? That's where they got the idea? https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-csm-news.png121515 csm newsEt tu, Den of Geek?https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-10th-doctor.jpg121515 10th doctorThis option is integral to the continued existence of Doctor Who. Also I'd like to thank this entry for allowing me to spend 20 minutes Googling pictures of David Tennant.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-dreamcatcher.png121515 dreamcatcherI vote for the magic dreamcatcher.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-csm.png121515 csmGuess which this post is about?https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/121515-10th-doctor-nude.png121515 10th doctor nudeNot for everyone. Editor's note: why the shirtless pic? If you have to ask, we're not friends.2025-04-06T14:18:41+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2018/01/06/why-why-why/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/15ftf.jpg15ftfhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/14mm.png14mmhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/12consuela.jpg12consuelahttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/13pmp.jpg13pmphttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/11scully.png11Scullyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/10scully.png10Scullyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/9shannon.png9Shannonhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/001cbg.png001CBGhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/8my.png8MYhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/7me.png7ME2018-01-11T22:10:31+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/about/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/untitled.pngUntitledhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2f1s-4.jpg2f1s-4https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/the-x-files-saul-bass-trailer.jpgthe-x-files-saul-bass-trailerImage credit: SuperEstudio, Foxhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0576.jpgDSC_0576https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dsc_0575.jpgDSC_05752018-01-07T00:49:37+00:00weekly0.6https://xphilerelapse.com/2015/11/08/music/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-20-29-42.png2015-11-08 20.29.42II would do the same thing if I was stuck in this episode.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-20-38-31.png2015-11-08 20.38.31You do the hokey pokey and you... wait that was the previous entryhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-20-44-08.png2015-11-08 20.44.08Scully and Mulder fight mothmen, Richard Gere starred in Mothman Prophecies, and Mulder suggests Richard Gere play him in the movie based on the X-Files. THIS MEANS SOMETHING.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-20-50-20.png2015-11-08 20.50.20I think some other things happened in this episode but I don't remember what.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-20-51-05.png2015-11-08 20.51.05Oh right, this happened too.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-20-52-27.png2015-11-08 20.52.27If falling through time in the Bermuda Triangle is what it took to go to a supper club like this, it would be worth it.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-20-56-21.png2015-11-08 20.56.21"Bye forever."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-21-04-40.png2015-11-08 21.04.40Come and go with me to that 'ship.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-21-07-57.png2015-11-08 21.07.57Well good, Darryl Mootz can have heart-shaped ice in the cold pack he puts on the stump where his leg used to be.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-08-21-09-59.png2015-11-08 21.09.592016-05-31T02:56:27+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2016/02/21/3-demands/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/022116-reynolds.png022116 reynoldsBurt Reynolds.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/022116-alien.png022116 alien"The real alien vaccine is love."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/022116-miller.png022116 millerThe only thing the casting call specified was hair color.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/022116-mushroom.png022116 mushroomFrom "OMG they went back to the original credits!!" to "OMG why is Mulder high on placebo mushrooms?"https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/022116-kimmel.png022116 kimmelFor example.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/022116-ftf.png022116 ftfI'll have you know I tried to rewrite that without using sexual analogies and failed.2018-08-19T05:40:52+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2016/01/25/crazy-fox/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-folie.png012516 folie"Five years together, Scully. You must've seen this coming."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2015-11-02-22-42-30.png2015-11-02 22.42.30I have zero nostalgia for this arc. Why did I even include this picture. Why am I still typing.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2015-09-19-17-48-47.png2015-09-19 17.48.47"I'm just fine. You're the one who needs to go outside and stop throwing pencils into the ceiling."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-data.png012516 dataI, for one, look forward to the uphill battle the government will have in trying to get my data back from Google.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-truth.png012516 truthI don't know what to believe anymore. Next I suppose you'll be telling me the truth isn't out there.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-pilot.png012516 pilot"Scully, I'm not crazy."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-what-day.png012516 what day"I don't know. What day is it?"https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-punch.png012516 punch*punch*https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-monologue.png012516 monologueThe mark of a good theory is when you can't mumble through all of it without stopping to breathe.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/012516-shaft.png012516 shaft"I'm just saying, what kind of country is this where we don't take care of our veterans but we've got illegal aliens crashing their UFOs into our Roswell? Thanks Obama."2016-01-26T03:09:41+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2016/01/11/creeper-vs-creeper/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011116-requiem.png011116 requiemBow chicka bow-wow.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011116-pilot.png011116 pilotAww.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011116-email.png011116 emailOn public internet? And a Hotmail account? And using your password as your email alias? HAVE YOU LEARNED BUT NOTHING.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011116-aubrey.png011116 aubreyShown h... wait, wrong episodehttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011116-shadowman.png011116 shadowmanShown h... wait, that's Shadow Man.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011116-movie.png011116 movieShown h... wait, that's the movie.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cc-draft.pngcc draftOh now that clip makes sense.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/011116-locke.jpg011116 lockeShown h... wait, wrong series.2016-01-12T00:11:31+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/11/03/superpowers/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-05-19.png2015-11-02 22.05.19Though her psychic paper leaves something to be desired.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-08-48.png2015-11-02 22.08.48"Let's take communion FROM MY SKULL."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-17-56.png2015-11-02 22.17.56Additional side note: this picture from the next episode. Now that I post this, I see there's more information in this particular still than usual. Maybe I should take it down.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-18-47.png2015-11-02 22.18.47It's like a threatening yawn.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-31-51.png2015-11-02 22.31.51Es gibt keine Untertitel in dieser Episode. Aber ich will kein Deutsch.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-42-30.png2015-11-02 22.42.30He just...https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-47-28.png2015-11-02 22.47.28I mean...https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-22-52-32.png2015-11-02 22.52.32Let's never do this again.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-23-08-38.png2015-11-02 23.08.38#ScullyFIF. Also cram it with your naysaying, Darin Morgan, you're not the boss of my wild speculation.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2015-11-02-23-10-54.png2015-11-02 23.10.54There's no happy story that begins with you holding an x-ray of your own skull.2015-11-03T05:40:49+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/10/03/5-worst-characters/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-20-41-04.png2015-10-03 20.41.04No, I didn't use the only picture of him where he's blocked by Mulder in boxer shorts. How dare you suggest such a thing.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-20-57-56.png2015-10-03 20.57.56Do you even drive with a nine-iron? I don't know. Shut up and look at the picture.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-21-05-21.png2015-10-03 21.05.21Maybe rethink that metaphor.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-21-32-43.png2015-10-03 21.32.43Who?https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-21-38-22.png2015-10-03 21.38.22Maybe she was bored with television, too.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-22-07-35.png2015-10-03 22.07.35Full points for being hot, though. And full points for being Xena.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-22-09-05.png2015-10-03 22.09.05GOD DAMMIT.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-22-26-49.png2015-10-03 22.26.49"What. I was here the whole time."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-22-29-15.png2015-10-03 22.29.15GET YOUR OWN COFFEEhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2015-10-03-22-32-23.png2015-10-03 22.32.23To be fair, I've also pretended that Mulder is my stalker ex-boyfriend.2015-10-04T04:25:22+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/29/xfiles-trailer/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-phone.png092915 phoneInstagram notification?https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-ukraine.png092915 ukraineWe didn't start the fire.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-ttrn.png092915 ttrnOMG YOU GUYS IT'S THE FUTURE. LET'S FIGHT IT.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-baby.png092915 babyIt's a miracle! Therefore we will steal it.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-old-guy.png092915 old guy"Who am I? No, seriously. I don't even know." https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-pencils.png092915 pencilsThis is the key to everything.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-2016.png092915 2016https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-make-out.png092915 make outJust make out.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-hallway.png092915 hallwayhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092915-scully-with-gun.png092915 scully with gunWhat? It's a medical device.2015-09-30T04:20:21+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/27/best-recurring-characters/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092715-pfaster.png092715 pfasterhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/092715-rpm.jpg092715 rpmhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-27-21-16-43.png2015-09-27 21.16.43Sex appeal: 10/10https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-27-21-35-47.png2015-09-27 21.35.47This guy, on the other hand, has no such qualms. *WINK*https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-27-21-51-03.png2015-09-27 21.51.03Ronin don't care about rankings.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-27-22-09-41.png2015-09-27 22.09.41All of 30 seconds to elicit skeptical dismissal from Mulder? That usually doesn't happen unless Catholicism is involved.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-27-22-35-46.png2015-09-27 22.35.46Of course this sweet angel made the list. How dare you expect otherwise. HOW DARE YOU.2015-09-28T04:13:57+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/21/xfiles-investment-advice/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/14b25895d0a83f55f5e15b147948e0da.jpg14b25895d0a83f55f5e15b147948e0daWhoever made this is a genius. Please inform me of their identity so I can credit them.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-20-10-17-02.png2015-09-20 10.17.02A case of Onans costs less than a bottle of water in some countrieshttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-22-21-04.png2015-09-19 22.21.04This company sucks. *sad horn*https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-22-14-34.png2015-09-19 22.14.34... is she having sex with a mountain?https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-22-07-34.png2015-09-19 22.07.34Belgian Chocolate is my favorite flavor of canned sugar goohttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-22-04-47.png2015-09-19 22.04.47Fingerbone-lickin' good... wait I can do betterhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-21-53-31.png2015-09-19 21.53.31I'm going to merge your elevator with the ground floor.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-20-57-16.png2015-09-19 20.57.16Unexplained murders? That's what beta testing is for.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-20-45-34.png2015-09-19 20.45.34Stock performance would double if they'd stop providing the Collision Damage Waiverhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-20-33-15.png2015-09-19 20.33.15It creates the shared delusion of dividends!2015-09-22T00:55:46+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/18/a-shippers-cold-look-at-x-files-msr-part-1-never-again/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-17-21-00-38.png2015-09-17 21.00.38Assholes.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-17-20-19-191.png2015-09-17 20.19.19Assholes.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/385cc3489ee25edbb9736bd0b74bb5a5.jpg385cc3489ee25edbb9736bd0b74bb5a5In the meanwhile, stare deeply into his eyes and forget everything I said.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/melissa_scully_the_blessing_way.jpgMelissa_Scully_The_Blessing_WayToday's episode: M&S enact a tacit ban on beginning conversations with "Hey, what ever happened to ?"https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-17-20-09-12.png2015-09-17 20.09.12That face. How could you.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-17-20-19-19.png2015-09-17 20.19.19NSFW?https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/xf3words225.jpgxf3words2252016-04-01T22:05:20+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/19/scully-dumps-mulder/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-19-14-42.png2015-09-19 19.14.42"Literally everything."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-18-57-52.png2015-09-19 18.57.52"What's your point?"https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-18-49-48.png2015-09-19 18.49.48Another SQUEE for good measurehttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-18-42-16.png2015-09-19 18.42.16"I'm about to die. I FEEL SO ALIVE."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-17-53-45.png2015-09-19 17.53.45The SQUEE to end all SQUEEshttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-19-17-48-47.png2015-09-19 17.48.47Maybe there's hope... that you will start trying againhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/98march1-e1442708961185.jpg98march1fff2015-09-20T00:52:46+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/14/your-own-personal-jesus/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-23-08-41.png2015-09-13 23.08.41No other reason.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-22-43-27.png2015-09-13 22.43.27It's either a benediction or he's throwing gang signs.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-22-42-50.png2015-09-13 22.42.50This isn't evidence. I just put it here because SQUEE!https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-22-39-25.png2015-09-13 22.39.25"We brought gifts." OKAY I GET IT.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-22-35-14.png2015-09-13 22.35.14Following a star to get to the newborn.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-22-15-18.png2015-09-13 22.15.18"Mommy, let me go. I was only here to torment you since it's been like 5 episodes since you had terminal cancer and you were starting to feel tentative pangs of joy again."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-22-12-46.png2015-09-13 22.12.46I give it 5 thumbs up.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-21-54-53.png2015-09-13 21.54.53"SING TO ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-21-54-07.png2015-09-13 21.54.07The real cancer is the pastor's suit.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-13-21-35-33.png2015-09-13 21.35.33"... bitch."2015-09-14T04:36:22+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/11/which-x-files-episodes-should-i-watch-before-january/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-11-00-01-10.png2015-09-11 00.01.10"Yeah, Bad Blood is okay, but it's so mainstream. I prefer an episode where twin Kathy Griffins date a pro wrestler."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-10-23-35-23-1.png2015-09-10 23.35.23 (1)Just a red-blooded American baseball playerhttps://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mulder-humbug.pngMulder Humbug"Imagine, going through your whole life looking like that."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/movie.jpgmovieThis scene and the pursuant 'shipper revenge is the single cause of bee population decline since 1998https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/csm.jpgcsmSource: X-Files wiki2015-09-11T05:10:59+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/08/nothing-a-little-synthesizer-cant-fix/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-18-55-20.png2015-09-07 18.55.20"Well, my musical inspiration includes Johnny Cash and... oh, okay. Pan pipes, then."https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-17-03-13-e1441667034718.png2015-09-07 17.03.13Shake, rattle and... wait a minute, where the crap does he keep his wheelie cart while hiding in a butt?https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-17-01-58.png2015-09-07 17.01.58https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-16-48-55-e1441667855985.png2015-09-07 16.48.55As it turns out, the Amaru curses you with subway musicians.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-16-44-57-e1441667342569.png2015-09-07 16.44.57Goddamn hipsters.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-16-43-08.png2015-09-07 16.43.08I wish that I was in your arms, like that Spanish guitar...https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-16-40-32.png2015-09-07 16.40.32ME TOO.https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-09-07-16-37-49-e1441666272496.png2015-09-07 16.37.49BD Wong disapproves.2015-09-08T00:23:17+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.com/2015/09/07/hello-world/https://xphilerelapse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/netflix-history.pngnetflix history... oops.2015-09-07T21:20:10+00:00monthlyhttps://xphilerelapse.comdaily1.02025-04-06T14:18:41+00:00